Convenient Living Pillows

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

'I sent out for everything.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Snoopy with Laptop

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.