Convenience Store Worker Mugs

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Biker chopper shopper

Food van driving through an office.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Woman stuck in frozen aisle.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'