Convenience Food Fan Prints

'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'When it comes to food shopping, he has a 'can do' attitude; it's in a can - it'll do.'

'Here's to the frozen food aisles at the supermarket!'

This is the new chicken product, poulet ding! I suppose the 'ding' is the sound of the microwave.

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Church Basement Foodie

Pasta

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"I think we should each try other beers."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Pizza-Matic

Wall Cluck.

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Napkin Cole

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."