'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'
Control And Authority T-Shirts
Dress the leader in your life with T-shirts that boast confidence and command. Our control and authority themed tees blend humor with bold style for everyday empowerment.
"But can't I be feared and loved?"
Dog walking Human.
Skeptic Tank.
Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.
"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"
STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
Off Duty.
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever
"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."
"Recess is over, Your Honor."
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
"I like to keep things simple."
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'
The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!
Coming to a consensus.
"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."
'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'
'All right. Who's in charge around here?'
Continental marshal
'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'
Accountant sings the blues
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
The boss is always right.
When PJ says no, that's the end of it!
Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties
'I can't help politicizing everything!'
"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."
'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'
Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.
"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"
Control And Authority T-Shirts Collection
Control And Authority Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more control and authority-themed designs that empower and amuse every morning.
Control And Authority Pillows
Find pillows that showcase leadership with humorous and stylish designs—perfect for confident spaces.
Control And Authority Prints
Browse our prints for striking artwork that embodies control and authority, adding a commanding touch to any room.