Contrasting Worlds Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

PODs Venn Diagram

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Radical Think Tank

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Fist bumps in other languages

'Hey, that's interesting! Here it reads: 'We lived in the land where milk and honey flow. Then we died out because of vitamin deficiency'!'

Snail Air Balloon

"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.