Contrasting Worlds Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

Radical Think Tank

Chère Maman

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Fist bumps in other languages

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'Hey, that's interesting! Here it reads: 'We lived in the land where milk and honey flow. Then we died out because of vitamin deficiency'!'

Snail Air Balloon

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."