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Off the wall legal advisor.

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Contrarian funds

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Burning the Other

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

Whipping Cream

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'