Contrapuntal Fan Mugs

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Well....I could've done this!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Koala

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Da Vinci Cod

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.