Contraption Tester T-Shirts

"Right - let's give this remote a proper trial."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Rust test in progress.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Back To School

Clam Spearing

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

Air Dentistry

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Testing a Fiancee

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Square Pegs into Round Holes

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"