Contractor Humorist T-Shirts

Gift a contractor humorist a t-shirt that combines their love for building with a playful punchline—ideal for workdays or casual weekends involving DIY fun.

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"Usually, I give a free estimate, but for lawyers, I charge a consultation fee."

"Usually, I give a free estimate, but for lawyers, I charge a consultation fee." mockup

"Usually, I give a free estimate, but for lawyers, I charge a consultation fee."

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AA Meeting Here Today

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'Masonry robot, what are you doing?' mockup

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

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Pre-nuptal Agreement.

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China. mockup

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.' mockup

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

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We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities... mockup

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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Hellbillies.

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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts." mockup

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head." mockup

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!" mockup

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

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'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!' mockup

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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'That's gonna be a big job, boss.' mockup

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

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Private work adjustments

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Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

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"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?" mockup

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

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'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.' mockup

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

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'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.' mockup

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

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Irish Bricklayer

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"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

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Contractor Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Contractor Humorist Mugs

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Contractor Humorist Pillows

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Contractor Humorist Prints

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