Contract Nerd Prints

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'