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"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Aluminium Henge

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'On the other hand, they could just be the sort of bold and aggressive management this firm needs.'

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

Modular Offices

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Dare to be different.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

'Does anyone have a question?'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'Dammit, Gentlemen! We need someone who's not afraid to 'poop outside the box'!'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'