Continent Comedian Mugs

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

You Are Here

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

US Winter Weather Map.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Keister Island

Metrocard error messages

La Tour 2007.

Welcome to the North Pole

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Canadian wildfires

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'