Contextual Philosopher Prints

'You're taking my life completely out of context.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Screen Time vs Book Time

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Mark Zuckerberg

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"I think it was an election year."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Follow me on Twitter...

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Like.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"