Contest Creator Prints

The Map of the human brain

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

High Five

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'Rhea of the Year.'

Elf of the Month

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'I've invented copyright.'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

How to make a concept album

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"I think that one of my best qualities is my imagination, evidence of which you can interpret from my list of qualifications on pages 3,4,6 and 8."

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

Your big moment on Altra Gameshow

Donut Eating Contest

"I need a minute."