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"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Wall St. or True Love.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Man propelled by love

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Do it!

'I can dream, can't I?'

People of Courage

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

I'll climb with little help from my...

"You call this opening up?"

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"They're much better company than dogs."

I Pagliacci

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'