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"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Wall St. or True Love.

Man propelled by love

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Bird sitting on a wing.

Do it!

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

People of Courage

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

"You call this opening up?"

I Pagliacci

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

"They're much better company than dogs."

Marooned Painter

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

Finding yourself

"I have high hopes for today's weather."