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"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Wall St. or True Love.

Man propelled by love

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Do it!

People of Courage

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

Marooned Painter

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

I Pagliacci

"You call this opening up?"

"They're much better company than dogs."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Finding yourself

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

"It's a franchise."