Contented Cogs Prints

"I'm not really driven. A dead-end job would be fine."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

How do I know it's yours?

"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

Secular Cloisters

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

"The special effects should wear off in a couple of days."

"Great! Six months training and he gets knocked out by a *!@?!@ microphone!!"

'...well it's about to be a midriff crisis.'

I HEART CHIPS

"Money can't buy happiness. That's why I enjoy it for its own sake."

'No. Actually I think it's my belt buckle.'

Fulfilment Centre.

'Completely Useless Tools: An inflatable hammer.'

"Honestly, you make clog dancing look so easy, Howard."

But we always send computers on another flight in case they crash.

'They don't look the same without CGI.'

"Happiness is knowing what you've got."