Content Reviewer Mugs

Editor

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

The Music Critic.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"How was the play!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"You call that a suit?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

Content writers.

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'