Content Moderation Pillows

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Hate Platforms

TV-Man

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Diner is served

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Meet the People of the Internet

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Editor

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Ideological positions in social networks

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"You will be the man responsible for our digital content."

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."