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How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

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Couples' therapy

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

WHO checklist

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Editor

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

Copyright is aways right

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"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

"Weather rebuttal."

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'I'm going to restate what he just said - especially the part about my being a good listener.'

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'