Content Competition Enthusiast Mugs

"Here we e-go, here we e-go, here we e-go!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"I quit."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Hat Wars.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"