Contemporary Critique Mugs

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Wifi in Hell

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hipsters"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I think it was an election year."

German School

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'An important update..'

Oil on canvas/oil in barrel.

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

New China: Investment Forecasting and Trading (Sorry, our fortune cookies are down.)

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

"The accusation? I wear red, that's why I'm a leftist. Kids like me, that's why I'm a pervert. I stand for peace, that's why I'm a traitor. my message is love, that's why I'm sexist. I'm white, that's why I'm racist. I've got a beard, that's why I'm a ter

"I still think it's inappropriate to put emoticons in your coroner's report."

Marie-Therese Walter

'Apparently he's the first to have copied this particular idea.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'