Contemplative Couple T-Shirts

"Do you ever worry we might be canceling each other out?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

The Thinker?

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

Lost: leaf.

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

'45 and never been divorced? What's wrong with him?'

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

Chicken--Egg.

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

'Technically, shouldn't EVERYBODY have survivor's guilt?'

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

"Daddy is making sense of things."

"You expect a few bumps in a new relationship but Meghan and I have hit Mt. Denali."

'I'm trying to live within the system but it's hard.'