Consumer Rights Enthusiast Mugs

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

Equal rights for all

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

B.B.C. Watchdog

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

'When I bought him, they told me that he was already fully grown!'