Legal Rights Enthusiast Mugs

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Human Rights and the USA

Violent Crime Statistics

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Lady Justice.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Impartiality becomes you."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Free Speech is surrounded by police vans.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'