Consumer Rights Gifts

Sign reads: Customer service - Ring bell to be noticed.

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Do you sell insurance against getting ripped off by insurance companies?

"If it's got a lifetime guarantee why are you trying to sell me an extended warranty?"

Boycott the Olympics.

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Consumer Information: Only 4 Foxconn workers commited suicide because of stress and bad working conditions by producing this new iPhone.

'Just before we discuss your eligibility for a refund, are you absolutely sure that you read all the fine-print?'

"This suit is more of a European cut."

'This call is to inform you of a special offer and to let you know that being placed on the DO NOT CALL list doesn't work.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

'When I bought him, they told me that he was already fully grown!'

Consumer Protection

"How come in your TV adverts you're giving out loans left, right and centre?!"

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

"It's in the original clamshell packaging...I couldn't open it in the first place!"

'If Madam would like to step this way we will sign you up for your new store card.'

Appliances. Toasters. Ten bucks extra? I didn't even know that toasters needed undercoating.

'Please don't go! We're dropping the debit card fee, look here's your five bucks back.'

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.

Oil-n-Gas Corp. made $250 billion last year! Its profits soared while we got gouged at the pump! Are you listening to me?! Did you say something? Meltdown. He loves getting worked up. You taunt because you care.

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Consumer watch dog.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Consumer protection

Big Retail is watching you... They're just not really watching what they've got.

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