"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"
Consumer Goods Pillows
Enhance their space with cozy pillows featuring clever consumer goods-inspired designs. Perfect for fans who want to blend comfort with a touch of humor.
“Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation.”
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.
Made in China
"I shop, therefore I am."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Sign Reform
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
"That shirt is so last year."
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'
"Would you like to see the markup?"
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
Customer Convention
Consumer Goods Pillows Collection
Consumer Goods Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and stylish consumer goods mugs—ideal for coffee lovers and shopaholics alike.
Consumer Goods Prints
Brighten up their space with stylish prints that celebrate consumer goods. Perfect for fans wanting to make a bold statement in their decor.
Consumer Goods T-Shirts
Discover amusing and trendy t-shirts inspired by consumer goods—perfect for casual outings and showcasing their shopping enthusiasm.