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"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

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"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Super size me!!'

Widescreen TV.

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

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"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

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"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."