Consumer Electronics Enthusiast Pillows

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Desert wifi

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

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