Consumer Decision-making Mugs

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I might just get a pie."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"