Consumer Activism Mugs

Charity in a Jiffy

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Wall Street In Jail

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

Duel Fuel?

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

Capitalism is a Form of Totalitarianism

Roseanne4

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

United Reputation

"I don't know how you managed it madam, but you have got though to someone in authority."