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"No idea, I haven't a clue!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

When pedants take a break.

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

Forward Planning - The key to Success