Consultancy Aficionado Prints

"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

Monday around 9PM.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Complaints departement for men and women.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'It's about time!'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

'What a control freak!'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."