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How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

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Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I could do that."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Social Welfare next!

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."