Construction Professional Mugs

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Pipe Dream.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba