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"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Sick Building Syndrome

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Cubism Model

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.