Construction Art Fans Mugs

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Sick Building Syndrome

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cubism Model

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."