Constitutionalist Cynic Mugs

"Separation of church and state is my hot button issue. I work to ensure there is none."

"You're fired."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Gun laws US

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"The enemy of the people!"

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

American Roulette

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Will Self deprecation

Clarence Thomas

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."