Constitutional Debate Fan Prints

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Man...You age great!'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Bigot Spigot

Flag Kryptonite

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

The George Bush Library Tour.

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Impeachment

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Self Checkout

Abdullah Debate

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Two Americas

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Shooting in US schools

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11