"I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign & domestic."
Constitution Defender Mugs
Start their day with wit and patriotism—our Constitution defender mugs are perfect for sparking conversations and showing pride every morning.
"You're fired."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Welcome to the future"
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
Ban on Free Speech
Political convention
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
Trump secret police
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
An informed voter is a good voter
Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).
Unanimous voting.
"America’s leaders since 1980"
Trump
Harry S. Truman
Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.
"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"
'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'
'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'
US Capitol Building Toppled
"AI chat bot"
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service
Human Rights and the USA
"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."
'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'
The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!
"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"
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