Constellation Mapping Mugs

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

The Big Tipper

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Hoxton map.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"You are here"

London map drawn from memory.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'Well that's certainly new!'

You are everywhere.

Oceanographer

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America

'Recalculating!'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Galician vineyards

Thou Art Here.

'There's the big tipper!'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

The Great Teddy Bear

'Okay,Billy Graham, you name em'

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

A man with a telescope peering out from his dome-like head.