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The Big Tipper

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Networking

'It's not for myself, you understand."

HR - Helping Relationships

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

SOE (South Of Earth)

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Surfing alien.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

Buffering

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Heavenly Ships

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

'Location, location, location.'

'There's the big tipper!'