Conspiracy Theory Lover T-Shirts

"Not only do I not get any Alimony but he has Alien visitation rights."

Steve Bannon's Hot Tub Crime Machine

My goodness, one little Google search and now all the ads in my feed are for arsenic and cyanide.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Easter Island Heads putting together stonehenge

'Wallow in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Mars Rover

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Conspiracy Cat

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

World Financial Mafia

Facelook

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Conspiracy Theory Books

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Ever wonder if Einstein was only trying to come up with a catchy phrase, just for attention?

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

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