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The Tie That Blinds (QAnon)

Talaban commanders took over Kabul

The Anti-Agent

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Changing Minds

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

The Da Vinci Cod

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Gremlins 47

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The evidence destroyed

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe