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The Anti-Agent

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Try thinking about something else."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

The Da Vinci Cod

Gremlins 47

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"