Conspiracy Crusader T-Shirts

Deep in the forests of Surrey lurk a few hardcore souls refusing to believe the Diana enquiry is over.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

dog vs UFO...

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

One way only.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Robot Robber

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Not The Real Me

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

"Lunchward ho!"