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Deep in the forests of Surrey lurk a few hardcore souls refusing to believe the Diana enquiry is over.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

dog vs UFO...

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

One way only.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Racial Profiling

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Robot Robber

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

The Family Joules: Part 15

Not The Real Me

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'