Considering Parenthood Pillows

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

"This is boring. Let's have children."

"We decided to hold off with kids until they heave health insurance."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"With the world such a crazy mess, Condy and I decided we don't want children."

"We can't decide whether to buy a dog, or have a child. . ."

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"Should I have a baby after 35?"

'We were so busy debating childcare options...we didn't find the time to have a baby.'

'Your biological clock is on daylight savings.'

'Could you ask the doctor to hurry. My biological clock is ticking!'

'Not only is my biological clock ticking, the alarm is ringing!'

Biological Alarm Clock.

'If I wanted to hear the patter of tiny feet, I'd put shoes on the cat!'

"I'm open to having children with you, Carl. I just feel we should wait until your prolonged adolescence is over."

"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."

"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Baby Screen Time

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."