Conservative Politics Guru Prints

"You know what Trump needs? A Republican pope to forgive his blasphemous remarks!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

US and the EU

Trump Poutine

G7 Summit Concern

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Backstabber Express: Trump

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"I'm after the history section."

Viva Belarus!

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Myanmar coup

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Nato Membership

'Democracy, okay?'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"