Conservative Politics Guru Pillows

"You know what Trump needs? A Republican pope to forgive his blasphemous remarks!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

G7 Summit Concern

US and the EU

Trump Poutine

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Intolerable

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"I'm after the history section."

Backstabber Express: Trump

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Viva Belarus!

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

Myanmar coup

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Democracy, okay?'

Nato Membership

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."